I thought I'd just lay a few random thoughts out there.
--Zucchini is a funny word
--Modesty is disappearing from modern American culture
--If a tree falls in a forest, and no philosophers are around to create foolish paradoxes about it, does it still fall?
--A tree that falls in forest does make a sound, regardless of if there is anyone there to hear it or not. Sound, after all, is simply the result of the vibration of air molecules by an object.
--Truth does not depend on whether you believe it or not. Texas would not cease to exist if I suddenly decided not to believe in it. Likewise, Jesus Christ is real, regardless of whether people believe in Him or not.
--How quickly a society can forget all that God has done for it!
--How many Bush-haters does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one from each of the major networks.
--How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll fix it in software.
--How many people in Washington, DC, does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. A Republican to propose the idea, a Democrat to filibuster the idea, and a janitor to do the job while all the politicking is going on.
--Politicking is a funny word.
--The hardest part about trusting God is overcoming your own sinful desire to control your own life.
--The End
1 comment:
Yeah, that desire sucks. Sorry I never made it in, I ended up running around crazily the next two days same as when I was there. And just to say it, if the three-Bush haters tried to change a lightbulb, they would simply talk about the good that could be done by changing the lightbulb while standing in ignorance of how it could be done, what it actually involved, and thinking to themselves secretly that someone would change the dang bulb already.
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