Viruses are a fact of life in this Internet Age. But as bad as viruses are, they could be worse. Consider the following excerpts from a larger list:
Gallup Virus -- 65% of PC's will be infected 45% of the time, plus or minus of 5% margin of error.
Adam and Eve Virus -- Takes a bite out of your apple.
College Dorm Virus -- Waits until you get into the shower, then sounds the fire alarm.
Elvis Virus -- Your computer becomes lazy and overweight, only to self-destruct and reappear at backwoods convenience stores all over the South.
Paul Revere Virus -- This virus doesn't horse around. It warns of an impending system crash. Once if by LAN, twice if by C:\.
Politican Virus -- This virus promises to do so much, yet once it's done running does so little.
Nike Virus -- Just does it.
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